![]() One of the few bad things with Asians, especially Chinese, is that they think sleeping is an indulgence and drink tea 24 hours a day to stay awake and that leads to general craziness. Note that the worst Asians are still better than the best Micronesians. Lots of war has made them ruthless, and it’s perfectly normal to have your ass whipped right off your body for talking in class. Koreans are pretty bad, especially the communists. Want a computer invented? Ask a Japanese guy. The women are babes and the men are incredibly smart. Japanese people are basically the best race. The Chinese refer to white people (Americans mostly) as “fat and sentimental,” which is basically true. Like the Jews or the French they are just arguing and you shouldn’t take it personal. Some of the older Chinese people can be really mean when you’re just asking a simple question but that’s just because they are a more confrontational culture. Only half of them can handle booze but they all have perfect toes. Here they are from best to worse.Īsians are pretty cool. Eventually, after Blumenbach in 1781 and Hooton in 1926, we ended up with nine definitive races. Then white people wanted to kick out Jews and Mediterranean types and everyone wanted the gays out of their races (maybe to form one big huge race?). First Linnaeus, back in 1758, organized everyone in the world into: European, Asian, African, and American Indian. Since then it’s gotten harder and harder to figure out. A whole myriad of kind-of-white / kind-of-black people emerged all over the equator, but who knows how many? Nobody knows why whites developed “spaghetti hair.” Some Asians went to Korea where their faces became less round and they grew taller and then some Koreans went to Japan where they became short and their features became even more angular (no idea why). White people’s noses had to shrink because the big ones were getting frostbitten (wide nostrils are good near the equator because it’s easier to breathe the hot, humid air). Asians became squinty-eyed because it was so windy and bright in the desert they were squinting all the time. White people became normal-looking because they needed to make the most of what little sun there was (humans get most of their vitamin D from the sun). Then white people went north and Asians went to the Mongolian desert. Here is the definitive guide to every race on earth.ĥ2,000 years ago we were all Negroes. Are races to be sorted by culture, physical features, geography, or blood type? Who is the smartest? Who is the weakest? Who has the nicest hair? Until now these questions were unanswerable.
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